Sometimes, it’s heartbreaking to be an E.L.F.
But admit it,
Things like this is the best thing about being
an EVER LASTING FRIEND.
I even pledged to myself that I’d only marry a guy who resembles my bias
but now I think I might end up like this guy over here, so I’m preparing
and you’re just like
“Are you trying to rub it on my face that I’m forever alone?”